“No! I can’t be quiet!! I HASTA BE WEALLY, WEALLY WOUD WIGHT NOW!!!”
-Lucas (2014, 4.5 years old)
 

Um. Can you say it again in my other ear? The one that’s not bleeding. Or was that just an impression of a velociraptor being tortured while laying an egg?

There’s no way around it. You’ve just got to be loud sometimes, I acknowledge this fact. The bad part for parents though, is that the “sometimes” in this case can pretty much be “always” for kids.

It’s hard for me to complain. When I was a kid, I was so loud I made antiaircraft artillery seem like white noise.

The fact that my parents aren’t deaf or insane gives me hope.
 

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