“Shopping” : Convos With My 4-Year-Old
Every parent that takes their youngling out and about, no matter the age, has probably suffered from Post Tantrum Stress Disorder.
You would have bet a Bugatti that they weren’t anywhere near the corner of hungry and tired. You totally thought that nap did the trick. You almost couldn’t believe the plate wasn’t part of the meal, they ate so well. A deep, firm feeling in every single one of your bones seemed to indicate your kid was calm, cool, collected, content, composed and other positive C words.
So, you decided to tempt fate and sanity, and took them with you to go shopping.
WATCH THE MELODRAMATIC DRAMATIZATION…
But don’t worry, folks. After your kid blows their little top in a public and you finally get them under control (or simply hit the eject button and evacuate), you can rest easy, because you can get a tan off of all the “reassuring” looks you’ll get from passersby as you go about your business. Yay.
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See All the Convos With My 2yo Episodes
No one will judge you as you walk by with your pouty child.