Hilarious Fake Notes from Kids

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kid forgery fake notes to parents and teachers

As soon as kids are able to string spoken words into tangled sentences, it seems like they’re also already telling tall tales. “Not me!” “I reawwy washeded my hands.” “I no have to go potty!” HAH! Lies. A lot of kids are to fibs what Willy Wonka is to chocolate.

Aaaaaaand then the cute little liars learn to write. So! ♫ Come with me, and you’ll see, all their words of pure imagination… ♫
 


 

No-School Mondays > Taco Tuesdays


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Matt and Stehp
On Monday no Scoohl!
Thank you.

 


 

We All Had This Condition


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Dear Mrs. F☒☒☒☒,
M☒☒☒☒☒ has a condition that makes it so when she does homework it slowly kills her please do not send home any more homework
Signed M✫

 


 

Portable Gaming Devices Are Edookashunal


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Mrs. keiffer.
Jane today Gage asked me if he can take his psp to shcool and I said yes every day.

 


 

Mommy’s Seal of Approval


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Parent Signature: MOMMY

 


 

This One Is Timeless


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Parent Signature: Mom     Date: TodaY

 


 

Seems Legit


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Brady was in red today. He couldn’t sit in his seat today and interrupted during many lessons. We will have a better Monday. Please sign and return tomorrow. Thank you!
Miss Webb
Parent Signature: jen

 


 

Dad Said I Could


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dear mom
Ainslay was super good Tady so she gets to play games
love dad

 


 

Coming Clean, Playing Dirty


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Sorry Ms Jannio for lieing
from payton
Please Sign and Return: Jenerfer

 


 

PSP-ermission Granted!


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Mrs. Clifton,
Ronnie can bring his PSP to class all the time he wants to. He has my permishon. I am his Mom and what I say goes.
“”Ronnie’s Mom

 


 

Just Sign it Backwards


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This week I will try to change my negative paradigms. Annabella
Signed: eicatS
(Not my signature!)

 


 

After-School Program: CANCELLED


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Dery Mrs. Trottyty
Gannon is not going to the prgrogom.

 


 

You’re Going Where???


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Tomorrow I am not going to be here because I am going to be in Vagina

 


 

No More Violin Lessons

Riley is Qwiting vilin! for Porfeshenl reasons!

 


 

Extreme Excuse for Absence

Please Specify Reason: Peter had a heart attack.

 


 

The Techer Has Spoken!!

There will be no school this wek so Collin can stay him and play video games.
From Mrs. Teague
I am the techer!!

 

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