“My throat hurts soooooo bad… Maybe it’s cancer.”

““Elizabeth
 

She wasn’t serious, of course. Everyone in the house has gone down with a nasty case of flu-bola. Despite her obvious discomfort, I had to laugh at how she went from 0 to WebMD in under a second.

It reminded me of an amazing joke from one of my favorite Twitter comedians, @KellyOxford.

As hilarious as it is to poke fun at WebMD for seeming to turn a pimple into a cancer diagnosis, it’s a serious matter. It happens to be Breast Cancer Awareness month, followed by Movember, so follow the suggested routines for making sure you and your family are healthy, and do what you can to support charities combating the nastiest, most evil motherf*cker out there. Cancer.

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