10 Ancient Parenting Tips from Ninjas

Posted under INSTRUCTIONAL DIAGRAMS

People are always looking online or reading books to gain greater wisdom, or even just a single solitary friggin’ clue. This seems especially true for parents, who often feel massively overdrawn on their clue accounts.

Fortunately, we can borrow from the past and learn from ancient masters of disciplined study and training, from the secret order of ninjas! Well, um, maybe not so secret anymore. If you’re reading this, I’m probably already dead. So… enjoy!

 

Bathing

Ninja Parent Lessons Hugging the Wet Kitten

 

Self-Defense

Ninja Parent Lessons The Drunken Cobra Defense

 

Going to the Bathroom

Going to the Bathroom Like a Ninja

 

Putting on Socks

Ninja Parent Lessons The Foot Python Sock Technique

 

Tickling

Ninja Parent Lessons Tickle Attacks Part 1

Ninja Parent Lessons Tickle Attacks Part 2 The Pincers of Insanity Lightning Strike

Ninja Parent Lessons Tickle Attacks Part 3 Advanced Techniques Tools of Torture Mystic Bag of Tricks Ghost of Torment Crazed Tiger Claw

 

Head Protection

Ninja Parent Lessons The Pillow Paw

 

One-Armed Unwrapping

Ninja Parent Lessons The Scissor Kiss

 

Diaper Changing

Ninja Parent Lessons The Ankle Claw

 

Perfect your skills! Become a master! Parent like… a ninja.