10 Ancient Parenting Tips from Ninjas
People are always looking online or reading books to gain greater wisdom, or even just a single solitary friggin’ clue. This seems especially true for parents, who often feel massively overdrawn on their clue accounts.
Fortunately, we can borrow from the past and learn from ancient masters of disciplined study and training, from the secret order of ninjas! Well, um, maybe not so secret anymore. If you’re reading this, I’m probably already dead. So… enjoy!
Bathing
Self-Defense
Going to the Bathroom
Putting on Socks
Tickling
Head Protection
One-Armed Unwrapping
Diaper Changing
Perfect your skills! Become a master! Parent like… a ninja.