“HONEY! I need your help! … M-my bra is hooked onto my earring!”

““Elizabeth
 

I ran into the room just as she was finishing the last sentence, and I actually tilted my head as I tried to figure out what I was seeing.

She stood frozen in place with her arms up, her shirt floating over her like the world’s sloppiest turban, and her boobs peaking through a tangle of straps and fabric cups. One of the thin straps led up to her ear and had somehow fully invaded the hooks of two of her earrings.

I muttered “how the hell” under my breath as I studied the delicate hardware closely, as much to figure out how she’d done it as to figure out how to undo it.

“I just tried to take off my shirt and bra and…” her explaination fizzled out, as she waited uneasily. I chuckled as I worked carefully on the reverse Houdini she’d accomplished.

I finally got the claspy hooky thingamajiggies open and freed her ear of the bonds of her bra. “Thanks!” she sighed, and then swatted my arm playfully. I may or may not have been staring at her breasts.

““

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