Like some avid collector of deadly insects, a parent will wind up cataloging thousands of the little red flags they discover in the adventures of parenthood. All the things to watch out for with their kids, as well as all the dangers that come FROM them.

So, here. Enjoy some bitter, knowing laughter from these 3 Fowl Language Comics. If you’re new to parenting, consider these heads-ups for your pitifully unhelmetted head. 😉

Completely Illogical Yet Totally True

Silence is NOT Golden!

Can’t Take Pee Out of a Pool, So Try to Block it Out

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