Thanks For The Parenting Advice!

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As you may or may not know, HowToBeADad.com is a collector and distributor of the most important, helpful parenting advice known to man. We scour the internet looking for the best and brightest ideas to make your parenting better. If you don’t parent just right, it could have profound and devastating effects on your children. So, today, we’d like to thank you, advice-giver, for your excellent, not-at-all condescending parenting tips.

To show our appreciation, we’d like to offer you this video in recognition of your dedication to telling other people how to improve their parenting. Think of it as a token of our thanks. Thanks!

Okay, by now you’re probably realizing this post isn’t a thank you letter but, in fact, a short note asking you to please refrain from overstepping boundaries. Your opinion, while important to you and possibly even correct, isn’t always welcome because you are one or more of these things:

A. Kind of a dick.
B. Always telling people how to do things.
C. An expert about everything.
D. The parent of children who need a little parenting expertise of their own.

or

E. Some other reason known only to the person who gave you this link, who nonetheless needs you to CTFD about doling out the parenting advice.

In conclusion, we get it. You know stuff. Just try to know things a little quieter, more thoughtfully and with some regard for the person you’re talking to.

Love,
The Human Race