“Why’re you sticking!!!”
 

Son: “What???”
 

“I was talking to the pan.”
 

Son: “But… but the pan is not alive.”
 

““Elizabeth & Our 6yo
 

It’s funny that he was calling her out for talking to her cooking equipment, because an hour earlier was having an energetic discussion with a stick.

They were cooking up tacos for dinner and he was buzzing excitedly about the kitchen, trying not to get burned or set anything on fire, when she blurted out her frustration at the shameless love affair the tortillas were having with the pan. I guess, to him, in his mind you only talk to inanimate objects when you’re playing and pretending things are alive. This may have been an early lesson for him in vocally addressing a regular ol’ everyday object with one’s emotional response to a situation. “Friggin’ zipper!” “Oh ho ho ho my precious beloved coffee.” “Seriously, car? Really?” You know.

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