“You know the expression about ‘the two certainties in life: death and taxes’? When you have a kid, there are two more: dishes and laundry. Hmmmm… This could be a really long list.”
““Elizabeth
That list could get soooooooo long.

The internet has a bunch of jokes about the failed promise of hoverboards and flying cars, but if you think about it as a parent, the deep desire for these is really just pop culture bullshit. Watching kids on plain old skateboards is scary enough, add several feet between the ground and those bone-breaking planks of doom and they just become heart-attack machines for parents. Imagine your teenager asking to borrow the keys to your car, your FLYING car! See? No way, José!

What we child-owners really want from the visions of yester-future to come true is the stuff from the Jetsons. Dinner, cleaning, dishes and laundry done instantly at the push of a button. [Sigh] C’mon, Science and Technology! Get on this, already!

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