We all played some form of this game as kids. It was the sand, the ground, the linoleum: “Can’t touch the _____” tag, AKA “The ____ is lava.” I got more injuries playing this crazy game than all of my sports experiences combined.

Just imagine what it would be like if this game became a movie made by the same people who think ‘Rich Kids of Beverly Hills’ is quality programming. Then, dial down the intelligence factor another 10 notches and cut the budget in half. The result? Ridiculousness. This ridiculousness.

Enjoy the ride of THE SAND…

Would you survive THE SAND?!!?!? DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN.