Okay. So, my wife gives our six-year-old son her phone every once in a while to watch cartoons or play games on. This fact obviously escaped my thinking when I sent that naughty little pornmoji man. Ehem!

Even if he had been the one on his mom’s phone, while I know he wouldn’t have fully understood the sexty meaning intended by it, I’m pretty sure he would have made the phallic connection and thought I’d sent him a picture of a little peeing emoji man.

Which would have resulted in him jabbering on about it for days. To his friends at school, his teacher, and any random strangers who’d listen. Ugh. As well as sending peeing emojis to me and every other poor soul in my wife’s contacts for the next year.

That was a very narrow miss. Phew!

I’ve learned my lesson: unless I can physically see my wife holding her phone in front of her own face, no more sexty messages ever again.

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