I can’t really contradict her. Not when I have days where my zipper was down more than it was up. And, it’s true, there’s also my lovely fart-singing voice.

We live in a world where adulthood isn’t the pressed slacks and wingtip shoes it used to be. For a lot of us, now it’s a bit more like comfy faded jeans, maybe with some designer holes and a brightly-colored pair of Converse shoes.

I measure my manhood and maturity mostly by the thinking and feeling attitudes I take and the decisions I make about people and things. That’s adult enough for me.

Wingtips and slacks sound really awful.

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