Usually without warning, kids will ask you some shocking questions that’ll make you spit your coffee into another zip code.

Some parents get nervous just thinking about having “The Talk.” Others have no problem discussing the birds and the bees, but might start looking for the nearest exit while fielding an inquiry about butt plugs. For some, the difficult topics are horrors like ISIS, Aunt Edna’s botched boob job, or Nickelback. Everyone’s different.

Whatever the level of extremely-awkward-question readiness, it’s probably best for parents to try be as willing as possible to talk with their kids about anything. At least after you’re done spraying your coffee everywhere.

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