Pretty much everyone in these obscenely modern times knows the truly deep and profound statement of trust it is to grant someone else your password.

Parents, especially, have to put some seriously paranoid thought into handing over the keys to their digital castle, since kids can innocently get up to no good, totally on accident, and mess the absolutely unholy heck out of your stuff.

Lessons get learned fast and hard when the apps on your phone get scrambled like Rubik’s cube, a $400 order arrives from an Amazon account with one-click ordering or a holiday card arrives from a 50-year-old stranger.

Yikes.

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