Nature is great. It’s wonderful. Beautiful. Majestic. But so is sleep.

And when Jiminy Cricket crashes your bedroom like a drunken friend stumbling out of an unfortunately instructed Uber ride, fully ready to serenade you with insect dubstep for rest of the night, nature can seem like the worst thing ever.

Anyone would rather discover all the things that have fallen behind their bedroom dresser during a Spring cleaning rather than at 3am in a psychotic rage.

Anyway, nature is great. Except when it suuuuuuucks.

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