Why not feed your young ones sweet snacks based on the freaky foods they already go nuts for?

Pop-tarts for toddlers can’t be the dumbest food product idea you’ve ever heard of. But if it is, than I’m even prouder for whipping it up in the carnival freak show of my mind.

These would also be great for Grandma and Grandpa. They’d have a whole new line of sweets they could jack up your kids on before dropping them back off to you.

So! Here are 6 Pop-tart flavors just waiting for your little ones to scream-beg for in the grocery store…
 

So there you have it! Whatever the heck that was. And to answer the question some of you may be asking, yes I was dropped on my head as a child.