19 Hilariously Dark Decorations for a Very Meh-rry Christmas

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A lot of people go bonkers and bling out their homes for the holidays, and some of them like to go immediately from spider webs and skeletons to icicle lights and blow-up Santas. This irritates a lot of Thanksgiving-minded folks. But this peeve pales in comparison to the year this has been, so the general populace seems to have graciously green-lit early decorating this year (or white-lit if you’re Martha Stewart fancy about it).

However. Some decorators have pretty much had it up to here and higher, and it shows.

Well played, Santa. Well played indeed.

 

Borrowing is very neighborly.

 

Someone is DONE with the cat or toddler’s shenanigans.

 

Having a good sense of humor is good. Even if it’s dark.

 

We all get it.

 

When you just can’t be bothered.

 

When the missus forces you to be bothered.

 

When you’re forced to bother but your marriage is in trouble.

 

Modern problems require modern solutions.

 

Don’t forget to decorate inside!

 

You can even decorate your car!

 

Too soon?

 

Reduce, reuse, recycle.

 

Mistletoe? A dark dad joke indeed.

 

Don’t forget to move Elfie!

 

Puts a 2020 spin on “red-nosed reindeer” doesn’t it?

 

Evermore.

 

2020 going out with a bang.

 

Best not to bottle up your emotions.

Meh-rry Christmas, everyone. I sincerely hope this made you chuckle, and that the holidays brighten your life. And if not, I hope your egg nog is so boozy it turns into an omelet if you don’t drink it fast enough. Cheers!