My Wife Just Said… #89
“Oh! Quickscratchmyback! Left! Down! No UP! THERE!!! YES!!! Kill! Torture! Mame! Destroy! Ahhhhhhhhhh. Thanks.” -Elizabeth
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You could replace “Elizabeth” with “Trudy” and you’d have the exact same comment from my wife.
My husband says that a lot. I am the video game controller here.
I don’t even say anything to hubby anymore… I just turn my back, lift my shirt and gyrate until his hands are scratching the riiiiighhht spot. : )