Whether it’s a cruel wake up call at 4:00am or a brutally sudden interruption of an attempted nap, kids can be relied upon to bring about the swift extinction of the already endangered species of their parents’ sleep.

A close friend told me recently that one morning his kids got up way too early (so far below even the butt-crack of dawn that it needed a censorship bar), so he got up, took his pillow and strode into the bathroom, throwing it and then himself onto the ground. He slept there curled up on a bath matt for the night, uncomfortable but undisturbed, in his little tiled sanctuary.

I raised my eyebrows and thought, “That is so so so sad… THAT I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT! GENIUS!!!”
 

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