Whipped Cream Dragons!
WARNING: There are no dragons in this video. But there is activity that you might not want to try at home… These kids are trying liquid nitrogen-frozen whipped cream and it makes them look like they’re dragons. Apparently, liquid nitrogen burns off in the heat of your mouth giving you the appearance of smokey nostrils. […]
My Kid Just Said… #30
“I wish we had brown faces. Like Isaiah.” -Finn (August 2013, 3.8 years old) Finn was so happy and buoyant in his statement that day after school. He looks up this young boy and simply considers his best friend’s color something aspirational, if only on a simplistic level. It’s just this beautiful afterthought about […]
Tooth Fairy Transport?!
Some dads have talents that make them way cooler than the rest of us. For example, I can be really funny at inappropriate times which leads to another talent of getting my ass kicked. I’m pretty much an Olympian of being dumb like that. But for this dad, there is something he has, as both […]
#FatBellyFriday ““ 27 Weeks
My wife is a beautiful person. So, when she allowed me to photograph her in a moment of… awesome, it took me by surprise. The only thing left to do was joining her in acting like a weirdo. Finn and his brother will be so proud of us. #FatBellyFriday ““ 27 Weeks Thank you for […]
Atlas the Father
I remember seeing a towering statue when I was traveling through Italy as a young boy. The marble man’s face looked so determined, forehead wrinkled from strain, and his eyes set upon some faraway place. I thought the giant globe perched between his powerful back and open hands would fall at any moment. I couldn’t […]
The Crawling Dead
So, we made a simple diagram as a joke. Though we meant it in good fun, it is now obvious to us the baby zombie apocalypse is upon us… THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU, BARBARA. THEY ARE COMING FOR ALL OF US. BEWARE! Happy Friday! ““ Follow us on Facebook. Facebook innoculates against Zombies attacks. Promise-ish. […]
Kid Said Bowner!
I’ve heard some doozies in my day, but this one takes the cake… This notable YouTuber put up a video with his son titled “3 year old BONER…Hilarious!!!” and I wonder how staged it was. Oh, kids. They do say some amazing things, but this one is on the verge though this video is basically […]
A Love Letter to the Outsider
Loud and mercurial, my son is a blurry shade of all-over-the-damn-place on the plastic play structure of a park we’ve never visited before. He stomps and cheers, climbs and slides. He is my One Man Army. And I am not embarrassed for him. It’s part of what makes him so great. But children can be […]
Sometimes Pooh Happens!
Tomorrow, we’re celebrating Winnie the Pooh and his adventures. We got to meet the bloke at Disney World this year, so Finn and I are kind of obsessed with him. Winnie is the Pooh, man. We are teaming up with Walt Disney Studios Home Entertainment, Mr. The Pooh, and Twitter Party Hostess with the mostest, […]
I Met a Father Named Kanye West
Let me be honest at the beginning here and disclose two important things before you read on. Besides the fact that I am morphing into Andy Herald… First, I have been working for 20th Television (Fox) for the past few months doing online strategy at the Kris Jenner Show, among others. These comments do not […]
