Skating Through Life
As a younger man, I imagined one day I might become a father. When I dreamed of the man I would one day become, it was always in context of the child I would raise. I haven’t arrived at my destination as a man, and I may never get there, but a child has provided […]
My Kid Just Said… #20
“Boys have a penis, girls have a diamond.” -Finn (2013, 3.5 years old) Finn just nailed it. You’re welcome, humanity. ““ Previous My Kid Just Said Stanky body odor is the pits! My Kid Just Said Facebook Page This is where YOU can post YOUR kid’s quotes. Go for it! Follow us on Facebook. You […]
Our #HondaDads Road Trip! (Video)
We did it. Almost 2000 miles. Over 30 hours of driving. 8 hours of footage. We’ve finally finished our video journal of the magic and majesty captured on the drive from Los Angeles to the Dad 2.0 Summit in Houston, Texas. Enjoy! Watch the extended director’s cut: THE BEST VERSION EVER! Subscribe to our YouTube […]
We’re Monsters at #MonstersUEvent
That’s right. I’m going back to university, guys. My super legit acceptance letter and informational packet! This Monday I’m catching a plane to enroll in classes at the prestigious Monsters University, whose campus is conveniently located at Pixar Animation Studios. With the film coming out on June 21st, I have to pull some all-nighters to […]
My Wife Just Said… #104
“I should just go to nursing school. It would probably be cheaper than all the doctors’ bills from having a kid.” –Avara ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…”Sextortion can be a valid response to grossness. Follow us on Facebook. It’s the best way to stay connected to us.
To Poop or Not to Poop
As a parent, you’d think my main responsibility would be taking care of my child. But did you know it’s also my job to scare the shit out of non-parents? Before I joined the sperm infection club, so many parents came at me with invasive questions about having kids and war stories from the baby […]
Poop Cats Are Raving About “Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures”
We’ve been talking about our book a whole bunch leading up to April 2nd’s release date, but we want you to know that, despite popular opinion, we can read, and that we do read things without our names on them. So, bring your blankies, flashlights & juice boxes. We’re gonna do story time about books […]
The Reaction We All Want
Going back to work has been really strange for me. I wrote about that here for Buzzfeed last week. I come home around 7-9pm each night, which, I know, is normal for most of us. But for me, having been around SO much… it’s a whole different deal. I’m dog tired. I’m overwhelmed. Life has […]
How Do We Do It?
People often ask us about our creative process. Questions like: “Are you as annoying in real life as you are in person?” “Do you involve hand-to-hand combat in your decision-making?” “Who really writes this stuff?” Well, the answer to all of those questions is, ultimately, “42” and “sometimes.” But, for the first time ever, we’re […]
My Wife Just Said… #102
My son, Finn, walked over to me and farted on my leg. -charlie “What can I say? You bring out the best in Finn.” –Avara ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…”Self-conscious much?
