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Convos with my 2-year-old Halloween Special Zombie Video

“Halloween (ZOMBIE) Special!!!” : Convos With My 2-Year-Old

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It’s all too horrifically true. Zombie vs. Baby: An Examination of Attributes Subscribe to ConvosWith2YrOld to follow the series. (Liking, favoriting and commenting helps videos on YouTube, so go nuts.)   So basically, when you’ve got a baby, everyday is Halloween! Or an episode of The Walking Dead. One or the other take your pick. […]



Watching Dreams Unfold

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It’s rare that you get to witness a sun go supernova or a dream born in someone’s eyes. Well, today is your lucky day, my friend. Enjoy. This toddler loves Freddie Mercury. And I can’t blame him. Someone give that kid some instruments and voice lessons. ““ Follow us on Facebook. The best way to […]



The Princess Dolls Convos with my 3 year old

“The Princess Dolls” : Convos With My 3 Year Old

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Kids play pretend all the time. A lot of them continue to do so into adulthood. For instance, the concept of “privacy for parents” is one of the craziest mythological fantasies ever dreamt up. Practically crazy talk. Subscribe to ConvosWith2YrOld to follow the series. (Liking, favoriting and commenting helps videos on YouTube, so go nuts.) […]



“Make the Bed” : Convos With My 2 Year Old

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We all know how that expression goes: Feed a toddler a fish, and she won’t eat it; teach a toddler to fish and you’ll wind up dancing at a ball. Or something like that. With little kids, this applies to making the bed, of course, and so many other things. Like all of them. All […]



My Little Pony Toy Store Extortion

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My son has said some real doozies to me in the heat of the moment. A couple of times, I’ve responded by asking him to clarify or revisit what he was saying, but this dad? NAILED IT. Check it out. Worth the watch through the end. Would you have caved? Tell us in the comments!



“Dinner Time” : Convos With My 2 Year Old

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So basically these guys are either psychic or they have been hiding in the bushes outside my house. And yours. And every parents’ house. It’s dinner time, people. Get ready to watch something you’ve seen a thousand times before, but never seen quite this way. Subscribe to ConvosWith2YrOld to follow the series. (Liking, favoriting and […]



We Belong to Them

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Simply titled “Tonight You Belong to Me (Cover) – Me and my 4 y.o.” and with ukulele in hand, this is quite simply my favorite rendition of this song. It really doesn’t get any better than this… You gotta watch out for the fireworks. You never know when they’ll hit. Even in the middle of […]



Don’t Be Fooled: Girls DON’T Poop!

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There’s this rumor that keeps hanging around these days that’s as stubborn as the worst toilet skid or unflushable floater. There’s all this crazy talk about women, get this, POOPING! Ha ha! Priceless! I bet Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy are riding unicorns as they laugh their asses off at this. EXCEPT FOR THE […]



Whipped Cream Dragons!

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WARNING: There are no dragons in this video. But there is activity that you might not want to try at home… These kids are trying liquid nitrogen-frozen whipped cream and it makes them look like they’re dragons. Apparently, liquid nitrogen burns off in the heat of your mouth giving you the appearance of smokey nostrils. […]