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Ever stumble on something noteworthy online? This is all of that stuff.

Tooth Fairy Transport?!

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Some dads have talents that make them way cooler than the rest of us. For example, I can be really funny at inappropriate times which leads to another talent of getting my ass kicked. I’m pretty much an Olympian of being dumb like that. But for this dad, there is something he has, as both […]



The Crawling Dead

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So, we made a simple diagram as a joke. Though we meant it in good fun, it is now obvious to us the baby zombie apocalypse is upon us… THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU, BARBARA. THEY ARE COMING FOR ALL OF US. BEWARE! Happy Friday! ““ Follow us on Facebook. Facebook innoculates against Zombies attacks. Promise-ish. […]



Kid Said Bowner!

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I’ve heard some doozies in my day, but this one takes the cake… This notable YouTuber put up a video with his son titled “3 year old BONER…Hilarious!!!” and I wonder how staged it was. Oh, kids. They do say some amazing things, but this one is on the verge though this video is basically […]



Teddy Bear Surgery

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So little is presently understood about the anatomy and physiology of stuffed animals. Advances in the subject have for a very long time been stifled by the social sigma placed on anyone who dissects toys or stuffed animals; branding them as “emotionally unstable” or “weird.” Thankfully, progress is now being made. Let’s have an amazing […]



Embrace Life Video

Embrace Up

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I debated with myself about sharing this since its been around for so long and been seen by so many people. The fact that it’s sooooooo brilliant and that I lose my sh*t every time I see it changed my mind. It belongs here. Also, recently a friend showed me a scar. It wasn’t on […]



Every Day There’s A Moment

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I’m crying. I don’t even entirely know why. Time is a formless substance, a vapor until we have children and then it condenses into the form of emotional precipitation. Sure, we lose loved ones or look back to the milestone moments speaking to us from the past, but parenthood changes all of that. We see […]



Best 5 Minutes of the Web Week!

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It’s been a grueling week. So here are five minutes of awesome that will set you up for weekend free from the negativity of the past five days. If you want to skip to the singing, click here, but honestly the intro is well worth the price of admission. I need my son to say […]



Dad Comics: Maximumble

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The other day we posted this comic on our Facebook page: But maybe you didn’t see this one… These comics are the creation of Chris Hallbeck. He has lots of comics about things other than fatherhood, but we figure this would be a good opener on HowToBeADad.com. Go read his comics HERE! ““   Follow […]



Rubber Band Babies Viral Video

2 Rubber Bands + 2 Babies = Giggles for Everyone

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It was one of those days. Really rough. So rough, my rough day graduated into rough tomorrow because it just wasn’t through with me yet. Fugh. “Yeah yeah, we all have those days.” Okay, I’ll stop whining and get to the point. I watched this video and it all seemed less sucky all of the […]