INSTRUCTIONAL DIAGRAMS
Is there a word for the opposite of “educational”? That’s what these are. These diagrams illustrate why caffeine and insomnia don’t mix well.
Bad Product Idea #1: Flashy Finn Baby Pomade
Ah, pomade. Who could forget that slick, wavy helmet of hair of yesteryear! Well, what could be wrong with adding some James Dean allure, taking your baby to 11 on the cuteness Richter scale? Yes. A lot of things could be wrong with that. But the exploration of how far “wrong” can go is […]
“How Not To” Instructional Diagram: Baby Carriers
It has been said that “for every way to do something right, there are a thousand ways do it wrong.” Instruction manuals tend to concentrate on how-to’s, but trust us, the ways you can do or use something incorrectly is far more interesting. Whether it’s helpful is really secondary at How To Be A […]
Kanye vs. Baby
[ click the image to enlarge ] It recently came to our attention that people tend to mistake a well-known hip-hop artist, Mr. Kanye West, for a small child. Further examination proved this to be a very easy mistake to make, indeed. So, for your own scientific assessment and review, we present to you: […]
Zombie vs. Baby
[ click the image to enlarge ] A simple examination of the common attributes of babies and zombies so that a greater mastery of each may be achieved. Why, you ask? Uhhh… Okay, maybe it’s just more like one of those “why the heck not?” questions, but this is in no way intended to […]
Parental Crossing Sign
You’ve seen the pleasant Pedestrian Crossing signs where the silhouettes of a man and a woman move across some black lines. He gallantly holds the arm of the woman and they both have neat little bags in their arms, probably laptops they’ll whip out at the local Starbucks. They’re pedestrians, it’s what they do. […]
Hypo-mom-dria (The Hypochondria of Mothers)
[ click the image to enlarge ] A study on a mother’s (especially a first-timer’s) reality versus perception. A mother’s hypochondria: hypo-mom-dria. Let’s take a look inside the heads of some moms (and sometimes dads) when confronted with childhood illnesses and injuries. Don’t misunderstand, mothers are rad and this is not a slight on them. […]
Child Safety: Shopping Cart Warning
Warning: Peril is everywhere. Safety first. Protect your ability to procreate even if you don't have plans to… ““ Follow Us on Facebook Liking our Facebook Page is the BEST way to stay connected to our madness. Instructional Diagrams You’ll probably be blown away.
Baby Sleep Positions: “Jazz Hands”
Some people fall asleep during musicals or plays, but when there’s this much off-Broadway going on, this is one play you’ll find it hard to sleep through. ““ Follow us on Facebook. It’s the BEST way to stay connected to our madness. Instructional Diagrams You’ll probably be blown away.
Baby Sleep Positions: “I’m Not Speaking to You”
No man is an island unto themselves. Unless you have a baby in your bed. ““ Follow us on Facebook. It’s the BEST way to stay connected to our madness. Instructional Diagrams You’ll probably be blown away.
