“MY WIFE JUST SAID…”
You just can’t invent the stuff that comes out of a woman’s mouth once she’s “passed a watermelon through the pinhole,” ceased sleeping and is married to someone.
My Wife Just Said… #121
“Okay, so apparently I can’t say my own son’s name correctly today.” -Umm… uhh… Elizabeth Side effects of becoming a parent can include periodically being unable to properly pronounce or remember the names of your own children, spouse, famous celebrities, the President, and in extreme cases, your own name. ““ Previous “My Wife Just […]
My Wife Just Farted… #120
[Farts] “Whoops! Well. My mom always said, ‘Better out than in.’” -Elizabeth Sage advice. No one wants to fartsplode. ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…” A pregnant woman should never be denied the right to complain. Follow us on Facebook. It’s the best way to stay connected to us.
My Wife Just Said… #117
“No way, no more! I think you’ve watched more Winnie the Pooh than Winnie the Pooh. Give me my phone back, please.” -Elizabeth ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…”Worry. It’s not just an emotion, it’s a way of life. Follow us on Facebook. It’s the best way to stay connected to us.
My Wife Just Worried… #116
“Wait. What did you just say? Lemme get this straight, you’re saying ‘don’t worry’? To meeee? HAH!” -Elizabeth “Oh my gosh, I am SO worried! Quick someone tell me to NOT WORRY so I can stop.” ““said no one ever* * Unless they were saying it with bitter sarcasm as they rifled through a […]
My Wife just Said… #113
[Driving] “I have to pee so bad I’m ready to break out the little one’s travel potty.” -Elizabeth Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do when someone’s gotta go. Even when it’s the parent who’s gotta go. ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…”Some kisses are sloppier than they should be. Follow us on Facebook. […]
My Wife Just Said #112
“‘Give me a kiss without tongue.’ Something I should not have to say to my toddler.” –Avara You’d think she was talking about me and not my three-year-old son. You’d be wrong. It’s like he just learned his tongue is a deadly weapon. ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…” Follow us on […]
My Wife Just Said… #111
“Hey! You married me.”-Elizabeth She did or said something that didn’t exactly make you click your heels. Watch out, the statement above is beautifully dangerous. It’s like one of those crazy knot-tying jobs that look like an evil funnel cake and tighten up the more you struggle. Don’t struggle. You did marry her. So try […]
My Wife Just Said… #110
“You know you’re a mom when you find food in the creases of your skin.” –Avara ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…” Follow us on Facebook. It’s the best way to stay connected to us.
My Wife just Said… #109
“…Maybe I need stitches, the cut is really deep! Can you just sew me up?” [Level stare] “I’m a mom with four tattoos. I can deal with the pain.” -Elizabeth For being such a hypochondriac every so often, my wife can sometimes be a real Mombro. Except without the Stallone slur. Thank goodness. P.S. […]
My Wife Just Said… #108
“Do I look like I’m dead when I sleep?” [Outrageous laughter] [Silence…] “So, do I?” -Elizabeth ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…”Thank you crappy drivers. Follow us on Facebook. It’s the best way to stay connected to us.
