“MY WIFE JUST SAID…”
You just can’t invent the stuff that comes out of a woman’s mouth once she’s “passed a watermelon through the pinhole,” ceased sleeping and is married to someone.
My Wife Just Said… #107
“Just want to say thanks to the lady that made me spill my tea and aged me five years with her illegal turn into Taco Bell for a breakfast burrito.” –Avara ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…” Follow us on Facebook. It’s the best way to stay connected to us.
My Wife Just Said… #106
“It’s not my fault. Potato chips are addicted to me, I’m not addicted to them.” [Crunch] -Elizabeth ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…”There’s lost and then there’s lost-lost. Know the difference. Follow us on Facebook. It’s the best way to stay connected to us.
My Wife Just Said… #105
“You want to know where I put it? Hmmmm… I’m not sure. Somewhere! At least we know I put it somewhere.” -Elizabeth ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…”Paging Doctor Mommy. Follow us on Facebook. It’s the best way to stay connected to us.
My Wife Just Said… #104
“I should just go to nursing school. It would probably be cheaper than all the doctors’ bills from having a kid.” –Avara ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…”Sextortion can be a valid response to grossness. Follow us on Facebook. It’s the best way to stay connected to us.
My Wife Just Said… #103
“Um… Do you ever want to have sex with me again?” -Elizabeth (Said in response to sooooo many things.) ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…”Bringing out the what in him? Follow us on Facebook. It’s the best way to stay connected to us.
My Wife Just Said… #102
My son, Finn, walked over to me and farted on my leg. -charlie “What can I say? You bring out the best in Finn.” –Avara ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…”Self-conscious much?
My Wife Just Said… #101
“Ugh. Why do you have to be attracted to the parts of my body that I’m self-conscious about? Why not… my shoulder. I like my shoulders. They’re good.” -Elizabeth ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…”Charlie’s wife uses a kind of underwear as a signal for laundry-time.
My Wife Just Said… #100
“I’m wearing a thong. That’s how you know it’s time to do laundry.” –Avara ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
My Wife Just Sang… #99
“Oh yes! 99 Luftballoons! I LOVE that song! I used to be able to sing the whole thing. Yes. The German version.” [Commences singing] -Elizabeth ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
My Wife Just Said… #98
“Can you imagine the kind of sex we could have if I were Elastigirl from The Incredibles?” –Avara ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
