“MY WIFE JUST SAID…”
You just can’t invent the stuff that comes out of a woman’s mouth once she’s “passed a watermelon through the pinhole,” ceased sleeping and is married to someone.
My Wife Just Said… #97
“There are certain things that I’ll just never be a natural at. Unless it’s the end of the world… like making toothpaste or something.” –Avara ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
My Wife Just Raged… #96
“Ugh! My hatred for my phone right now outweighs my hatred of the Taliban!” -Elizabeth ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
My Wife Just Said… #95
“Just had a cup of piping hot tea with milk and gourmet honey. All is right as rain now. All the world needs is a nice cup of tea.” [sigh] -Elizabeth ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
My Wife Just Said… #93
“Ohmygah… [cough] my fever’s so bad… feels like my boobs are hardboiled.” -Elizabeth Mmm. Flu season was never this sexy. Or something. ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
My Wife Just Said… #91
“I did one of those purchases. Where it turns out it’s the wrong thing but I just can’t bring myself to tell them so I buy it anyway. So yeah. It was a Christmas album. And yeah, I’ll be returning it later.” -Elizabeth ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
My Wife Just Said… #89
“Oh! Quickscratchmyback! Left! Down! No UP! THERE!!! YES!!! Kill! Torture! Mame! Destroy! Ahhhhhhhhhh. Thanks.” -Elizabeth ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
My Wife Just Said… #88
“Trying to explain to my son that Wham’s “Last Christmas” is technically Christmas music. He’s not buying it.” –Avara ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
My Wife Just Said… #87
“I’ve never bobbed for apples. All for the best… I’d probably drown.” -Elizabeth ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
My Wife Just Said… #86
“If I’m an asshole driver, but only to other asshole drivers, does this really make me an asshole driver?” –Avara Good luck with your travels this week everyone! Including assholes! ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
My Wife Just Said… #85
“Shhhhhhh! No no. I’m trying to eavesdrop on the next table’s conversation.” -Elizabeth ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
