“MY WIFE JUST SAID…”
You just can’t invent the stuff that comes out of a woman’s mouth once she’s “passed a watermelon through the pinhole,” ceased sleeping and is married to someone.
My Wife Just Swore… #67
“Okay, ‘chilling out’ has happened for long enough. Now everyone can just f##k off.” -Elizabeth ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
(I Swear) My Wife Just Said… #65
“So glad you’re my husband! I am a lucky woman.” -Elizabeth This was made more moving by the fact that I didn’t do anything especially spectacular and it also wasn’t an opener to informing me about a particularly juicy sale she was interested in. Just love. Sweet heart-getting-gooey-in-your-shirt-pocket love. ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
My Wife Just Said… #63
“By the by, did you use the hand towel for your armpits? Yeeeah. Just got a mouthful, so to speak.” -Elizabeth ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
My Wife Just Said… #61
“I am the chef. You are the butthead. Now get out of my kitchen.” -Elizabeth ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
On Mother’s Day, My Wife Just Said… #59
My wife just said everything without needing to say anything. She gave me the Mother’s Day Look. The one that says, “Um. It’s Mother’s Day. Please rephrase what you just said.” -Elizabeth ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
My Wife Just Said… #57
“I know I can be… … persistent. Sometimes. But it comes from the heart!” -Elizabeth ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
My Wife Just Said… #55
“Sometimes I just don’t get them [the kids] like you do. I’m a grown woman, but… you’re part kid.” -Elizabeth ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
My Wife Just Said… #53
“Stop dancing. I love this song and you actually just punched my hand.” -Elizabeth ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
My Wife Just Said… #51
“What did you do to make me worry, you ask? You don’t need to do anything, my head does it all for you.” -Elizabeth ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
My Wife Just Texted… #49
[Texted ] “So you still love me with my saggier boobies? Too bad they don’t have a saggy boobs emoticon. he he 😕 “ -Elizabeth ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
