“MY WIFE JUST SAID…”
You just can’t invent the stuff that comes out of a woman’s mouth once she’s “passed a watermelon through the pinhole,” ceased sleeping and is married to someone.
My Wife Just Said… #24
“You do realize, because of your iPhone Facebook app, I see your forehead more than your eyes.” -Elizabeth
My Wife Just Said… #22
“Hello?” [on her cellphone] “Oh! I’m calling you. Uh. And you’re right in front of me. I need some sleep.”-Elizabeth
My Wife Just Said… #17
“My farts go faster than this guy! My GOD! Go around him already!” – Elizabeth
My Wife Just Said… #9
“Can you remind me not to forget to remember to call your mom to see if she remembers?” -Elizabeth
My Wife Just Said… #5
“Don’t you hate it when you feel like you have a poking poo. Like a turtle.” -Elizabeth
