SNAPSHOTS
Pretty self-explanatory. These are pictures. Sometimes they’ve got words and sentences and all that jazz, but they’re mainly posts of visually-driven stuff.
Operation: Keep the Kids Alive (5 Comics)
You think it’d be easy, right? That whole “keeping your kids alive and well” thing. All living things are supposed to have a survival instinct. Kids don’t pay much attention to the concept of “supposed to,” though. Things like electrical sockets, oven knobs, bathroom urinal cakes and rain dances in the nude seem vastly more […]
Dads: What People Think
This kind of “what people think” internet joke showcases the misconceptions about a type of person or job from the various clichéd perspectives of others. I was pleasantly surprised at how hard this was to put together for Dads. Not everyone’s MIL thinks their grandchildren are being neglectfully left to some laptop Skynet nanny setup, […]
The More You Know, Y’know (3 Comics)
Like some avid collector of deadly insects, a parent will wind up cataloging thousands of the little red flags they discover in the adventures of parenthood. All the things to watch out for with their kids, as well as all the dangers that come FROM them. So, here. Enjoy some bitter, knowing laughter from these […]
Why Today Is The Best Day
Today is my wife’s birthday. And thus, it is the best day. If you want to wish her a happy birthday, please post a comment below! Here are just a few reasons why my wife, Avara, makes my days great. She’s Weird Like Me She’s Stuck By Me For 16 Years She’s A Mom I’d […]
If Kids Had Legal Documents (5 Joke Templates)
The days of hocking a loogie into a palm to “shake on it” are long gone. In our complex world, kids need to lawyer-up big time. To put it very mildly, kids are little word-breaking, lying sacks of… youth. I’ve created these document templates for children (and childish adults) so they can conduct their childhood […]
Here We Go Again
We’ve announced things before on this day. But this is different. Here we go again. A photo posted by Charlie N Andy HowToBeADad.com (@howtobeadad) on Apr 1, 2016 at 7:32am PDT Annnnd that reveal… April Fools, Big News & Six Years of Drools! April Fools, Big News & Six Years of Drools!Today's post: https://www.howtobeadad.com/2016/30082/here-we-go-again Posted […]
The Low Fashion of Child Couture (5 Comics)
Saying fashion changes when you have kids is like saying it’s gotten a bit breezy when you’re caught in a Force-12 hurricane. Matching outfit? In our parent-haze, we just hope we’re wearing pants when we leave the house. The percentage of time we wear pajamas certainly skyrockets, and our former kidless selves would never have […]
Horror Movies for Toddlers (Bad Product Idea #19)
Just think about it. Kids films box-office spectacularly, for the young and old alike. And horror films also sell like hot cakes dripping with strawberry blood. Hmmmmm… Hollywood is clearly missing a huge opportunity here: horror movies for toddlers! Opening up an even younger youth demographic, and, since they can’t walk, this would include their […]
The Hilariously Crazy “Reasons” for Kids’ Tempest Tantrums (37 Pictures)
Kids will cry at the drop of a hat. As in, LITERALLY. Actually losing their sh*t because a piece of head fashion landed upon the Earth. And we’re not talking about moderate showers here, but sudden, full-scale thundering torrential downpours. Greg Pembroke created Reasons My Son Is Crying, a bitterly hilarious collection of the strange […]
Dad Turns His Baby into an Adorable Lil’ Naughty Leprechaun
This is just too flippin’ cute. Some parents capture and create some pretty amazing stuff with their kids, making timeless treasures for their families as well as delightful entertainment for all us internetizens. Alan Lawrence (That Dad Blog) is not only no exception, he’s downright exceptional. I think that made sense. A dad of six, […]
