My Wife Just Said… #108
“Do I look like I’m dead when I sleep?” [Outrageous laughter] [Silence…] “So, do I?” -Elizabeth ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…”Thank you crappy drivers. Follow us on Facebook. It’s the best way to stay connected to us.
How Not To Be A Dad?
So, I found this over the weekend. I don’t want to color your opinion of it beforehand, so I’ll just let you watch and then we can chat… Of course, we don’t actually know this man and the whole story to his life, so making broad generalizations about him is petty. But I would like […]
The Great Time Travel Portrait Giveaway!
Today, you can enter for a chance to time travel, friends. And we’re giving away $2000 in prizes! We’re teaming up with Clorox for their 100th birthday with a crazyinsane Twitter party (see below) and also offering you a chance to step into a digital Delorean so you can see yourself in a picture photoshopped […]
The Green-Eyed Monster: A Tour of Pixar & Monster University
Remember when I said I was going to Monsters University on the prestigious Disney-Pixar campus? I know. You were probably studying super hard for your Scare 101 finals and had 13 cups of coffee, but dudes, it was awesome. At first, the thought of going back to college was a bit troubling. I didn’t have […]
Gummy Bears Have Hearts… and Spleens. And Kidneys?
People haven’t been listening. The Gummy Bear population is close to moving from classification as a yummy species to an endangered one. They are being wiped out. Eaten into extinction. Gummy bears have hearts, too. And all the other parts. And organs. And veins. And, yeah… okay kinda gross. Is the room starting to spin? […]
Parent Sex Pro Tip: Toys
There’s good advice and there’s bad advice. And then there’s advice that’s so weird and confusing, you don’t know which one it is. One thing that’s certain is that sex deprivation, the lame prize in the cereal box of parenthood, can often make even the worst advice seem plausible. Or something. Maybe. ““ Follow us […]
My Wife Just Said… #107
“Just want to say thanks to the lady that made me spill my tea and aged me five years with her illegal turn into Taco Bell for a breakfast burrito.” –Avara ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…” Follow us on Facebook. It’s the best way to stay connected to us.
Tasers for Kids
I rarely, if ever, give a full-fledged piece of parenting advice. I’m not a fan of “the authority” or specialists or people telling me how to live my life, but I think it’s time I finally take a dip in the “this is how you do it” parenting pool. It’s a dirty pool, by the […]
Crust: A Child’s Natural Enemy
As parents, attempting to feed your kids good food (or any food) can be an endless, nerve-wracking journey through Internet articles and grocery store aisles. For all the warnings and alerts out there, there exists a serious danger not posted online or on any package. A dietary risk to your child as unsettling as sugar […]
My Wife Just Said… #106
“It’s not my fault. Potato chips are addicted to me, I’m not addicted to them.” [Crunch] -Elizabeth ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…”There’s lost and then there’s lost-lost. Know the difference. Follow us on Facebook. It’s the best way to stay connected to us.
