Month: October 2013

My Wife Just Said...

My Wife Just Said… #129

Posted under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

[Said to my parents] “It’s both of your faults. Him.” [Referring to me] -Elizabeth   We all exploded with laughter at the way she’d put it. Later that night, I stared at our 4yo son running around in circles as he stuck his tongue out and screamed gibberish. I turned to Lizzie, hugged her and […]



Birthday Boy Version 4.0

Posted under SNAPSHOTS

Dear Finn, Tomorrow is your 4th birthday. You’ll be 126,182,881 seconds old and, as such, you deserve a prize for dealing with the stupidity of people older than you, listening more to me and your mom, and learning to have fun in the most obscure ways I’ve ever seen. You have grown these past twelve […]



“Make the Bed” : Convos With My 2 Year Old

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We all know how that expression goes: Feed a toddler a fish, and she won’t eat it; teach a toddler to fish and you’ll wind up dancing at a ball. Or something like that. With little kids, this applies to making the bed, of course, and so many other things. Like all of them. All […]



The Year My Father Stayed Home with Me

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This video was lost for about 15 years. I knew it existed but no matter how hard I searched, it seemed like I was imagining things. My father and I appeared on a local news program when I was a very young boy. Dad decided to leave behind his role as a radio DJ on […]



Tech Tip Timeout Computer Lag

Tech Tip Timeout: Computer Laaaaaagggggg

Posted under INSTRUCTIONAL DIAGRAMS

You may be wondering why I’m bestowing this tidbit of purely technical wisdom upon the visitors of our parenting entertainment website. Sure, it’s useless and silly, so that fits, but what about the parenting angle? Welp, what doesn’t technology have to do with parenting in this chromed-out, touch-screened world? It’s scary, but it has nearly […]