Month: October 2014

My Wife Just Said

My Wife Just Said… #181

Posted under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

“Um… What WAS I saying? Ugh. I don’t even remember, I think all of my brain is leaking out into my pad.” -Elizabeth   It’s over 9000° out in sun-stroked California right now. High heat and dehydration make me pretty brainless. It’s as if I’m sweating out my IQ points. Maybe this will result in […]



Fatherhood Fridays, #13: Party TIME

Posted under EXTERNAL USE ONLY

It’s been a crazy week, and I think we all need a break. Today, I want you to sit back, relax and click on a few things if they look interesting to you. Let the games begin! Kids Are Easily Excited (NSFW) W is for Wookiee (WANT THIS) You can buy it here (and a […]



Types of Boogers Illustrated Cartoon Guide

Types of Boogers (A Cartoonized Guide)

Posted under INSTRUCTIONAL DIAGRAMS

When we’re younger, we’re nearly always poorly educated about boogers. It’s obvious kids are fascinated by them, but parents and adults don’t tend to go much beyond “stop that” and “oh god gross” and “get that out of your mouth!” when it comes to the subject. Kids are typically left to explore the two tunnels […]



Searching For Dick Van Dyke

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About a year ago, I got the chance to visit a cool movie set. My goal? Searching for the elusive, mythical Dick Van Dyke. He’s a creature of great comedy and gravitas, but I’d never seen him in the flesh. This is bucket list material for me. So, with the help of Walt Disney Studios, […]