Month: November 2015

The Unofficial Trash Compartments of Cars

Posted under INSTRUCTIONAL DIAGRAMS

We’re teaming up with Clorox to tell some more honest stories of the misadventures of parenthood.   No one ever says they want to grow up to live in a never-ending wonderland of trash and junk that would make a hoarder teary-eyed with envy. But a lot of us did say we wanted to grow […]



The Cutest Video You’ll See All Week

Posted under VIDEOTAPE

Warning: This video contains highly cute material practically designed to melt even the angriest and most manly among us. The squeaky shoes, though normally somewhat annoying, hit a certain frequency transforming sulking children into playful creatures, and adults into children. Cuteness side effects include: *Laughing *Smiling *Giggling *Tears of Joy *Need to Hug Your Children […]



Visiting My House During The Holidays

Posted under VIDEOTAPE

I want to invite you into my mom’s house for the holidays. It’s a really special time. There is so much holiday cheer and tradition. But there’s an element I can’t quite describe. It’s a stress level that we’re all familiar with, and sometimes takes a turn for the ridiculous. This video by YouTuber Chris […]



“Public Bathroom” : Convos With My 4-Year-Old

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Some of the things we experience in public restrooms with our kids are best blacked out of our memories. Taking them to go “potty” is rough enough at home, but a trip to a public restroom is like napalm on a train wreck. This video by Matt and David (featuring Matt’s wife, Leila) hilariously demonstrates […]



Dad Jokes Hall of Shame

Posted under SNAPSHOTS

What people are calling “dad jokes” nowadays, I always thought of as kids’ jokes, but I guess kids grow up, reproduce and continue vigorously tossing around these goofy groaners. You know what I’m talking about… Son: Dad, I’m hungry. Dad: Hi, Hungry. I’m Dad! Sort of like the whole “dadbod” thing, where something crappy-but-lovable is […]



Tickle Me Elmo VS Jet Engine

Posted under NOTEBOOK

If you’ve ever wanted Elmo to stop talking, laughing, giggling or simply wished he never existed, this video is for you. YouTube channel PowerModz is taking things to a whole new level. If you love Elmo and don’t want to see him get hurt, you might not want to watch. If you want to skip […]



The Most Important Room in Your House: The Bathroom (4 Comics)

Posted under SNAPSHOTS

When you become a parent, the bathroom transforms into the most important room in your home. Fact. Poop happens. It’s part of life, but it rudely shoulders its way to the front of the line when you’ve got kids. It’s not just bodily functions, though. The massive amount of time you’ll spend in the bathroom […]



11 Books My Sons Have To Read Before They’re 11

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My son, Finn, and I have been reading up a storm lately. He loves it. I love reading to him, and he loves reading to me. Reading is such an important part of my life, and I’m so glad to be sharing it with my kids. I mean Finn is already on book three of […]



My Wife Just Said

My Wife Just Said… #237

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“Can I put ‘peace and quiet’ on my Christmas wish list?” ““Elizabeth “I’m going to get you ‘loudness’ as my present. Heeheeheeheehee!” ““Our 6yo son   Halloween just passed by in a whirlwind, and Thanksgiving is looming on the horizon of a pair of pants that won’t fit anymore. As a kid, the end months […]