Deaf Man Finds Out Wife Is Pregnant
Okay, so first off, the title of this post is kind of ridiculous. Why would a man and his ability to hear have any bearing with how he reacts to learning he’s going to be a father? But this is different. Deaf husband finds out wife is pregnantDisturb RealityOriginal: https://youtu.be/lMqjpnre0U8 Posted by Disturb Reality on […]
Dad Jokes Hall of Shame – PART 3
The holidays have taken their toll on most of our waistbands, but hopefully (hopeful-ish sorta maybe?) the season of dad jokes has also thoroughly worked out our eye-twitch muscles. Think of the calories people burn when the dad jokes you tell cause cough-laughs, hours of frowning or eyerolls so violent, people break a sweat. In […]
Baby’s First Bacon
Apologies now to my vegetarian friends, but I think we can all agree that there are similar foods that produce the same effect for you… Listen, we try to eat healthy in our house, and only introduce new foods with our kids when they’re ready, but there are many who would gladly give their kids […]
My Wife Just Said… #245
[Whispering] “I’m so sorry. He said he reeeeeally wanted Monopoly.” ““Elizabeth She said this after he tore off the wrapping paper and gasped with joy. I mouthed, “You owe me.” We both totally knew that I was the one who was going to be playing it with him. And by playing it with him, […]
Crazy Christmas Toy Crazes
Now that most of us have unwrapped some gifts, I thought it might be nice to take a walk down memory lane. I’m always fascinated by which toy becomes THE thing to have during the holidays. What makes a toy so undeniably cool that everyone’s parents are scrambling (not unlike Arnold Schwarzenegger in Jingle All […]
Merry Squeeeeeeeemas Eve!
It’s Christmas Eve. Every year, on the day before the big day, I like to take a moment to open up my mind, in some pretend telepathy of sorts, and think about the hundreds of millions of kids out there who are positively vibrating with excitement and anticipation. Whether they still believe in Santa or […]
Gift Card Hacks: 8 Ways We’ll Prove It’s More Than a Piece of Plastic
Gift cards. They seem impersonal and rushed, but the truth is they’re the swiss army knife of gifting. If only we could transform the gift-card-giving experience into something that makes the process feel both meaningful and practical. I know I change my mind a great deal, so the whole concept of the gift card gives […]
The Snowman Apocalypse
I remember avidly reading Calvin and Hobbes through my youth. Seeing this little boy’s seasonally majestic, twisted and hilarious snow creations made me wish for something most people grow to dread where they live. Snow! It’s officially winter in L.A. And by that I basically mean I can’t comfortably wear shorts anymore and my nipples […]
A Little Boy’s Very Cute First Time as Santa
I partnered up with Target to share this adorable new chapter in my son’s Christmas experiences. My little son is 6 and a half now, and he’s really starting to get how the whole gift giving thing works. Beyond receiving as many of them as he possibly can. He’s in that vague place between […]
Bad Lip Reading: Star Wars
Let’s take a breath and just forget for a moment that tonight one of the biggest films of the year releases in theaters. Today, let’s just revel in the fact that we can make fun of stuff and enjoy ourselves. If you aren’t familiar with the entire “Bad Lip Reading” catalogue, these guys make some […]
