Video of Kids Saying the Darndest* Things (*Harshest)
Whoa. Kids just… I mean. Whoa. The expression “out of the mouth of babes” refers to an innocent and honest child saying something wise beyond their years. This is juuuuuuuust a bit different. Less wise in years and more like a really old, grumpy person with very few teeth and even fewer sh*ts to give. […]
7 Dads Share Their Movie Inheritance
Dads speak in a language all their own. For me and my father, our language was a combination of inside jokes, movie quotes and a shorthand we found from our experiences together. I was thinking about him the other day, all the movies he made me watch and the unique dialect we spoke. We laughed […]
POST-TRAUMATIC DAD JOKE DISORDER, Know the Signs
Amazing original photo by: indyjones2010 There are jokes. And then there are “Dad Jokes.” Like poisonous mushrooms and brightly-colored snakes, sometimes it’s hard to tell which ones are harmless. They can come from anyone, male or female, young or old, so sadly, the best way to identify the threat of a dad joke is by […]
Travel the World in 3 Minutes
My childhood was filled with experiences that shaped my understanding of the world. As we traveled, the canvas of my life was stretched wider and more broadly. It’s hard to convince someone they should see more of the world when they’re comfortable where they are. More often than not, we’re just trying to overcome our […]
My Wife Just Said… #253
“Why’re you sticking!!!” Son: “What???” “I was talking to the pan.” Son: “But… but the pan is not alive.” ““Elizabeth & Our 6yo It’s funny that he was calling her out for talking to her cooking equipment, because an hour earlier was having an energetic discussion with a stick. They […]
The Cutest Thing You’ll See All Week
Being on the internet as much as I do makes it easy to get cynical about life. You see enough weird or inappropriate or petty stuff, and it makes you question humanity. Or at least its goodness. My father used to say the internet was a mile wide and an inch deep. But that was […]
10 Things My Kids Will Never Know
Teaming up with Clorox, we have some nostalgic parental perspective to drop on you. The cycle of outdating seems like it downed a fistful of steroids with a gallon of coffee, everything is changing and progressing so fast now. However fast or slow times change, a universal truth for any generation is: there will […]
6yo’s Obsessed First-Time Reaction to The Empire Strikes Back (Video)
The weekend before we had watched Star Wars: A New Hope together for his first time. I videoed it, capturing his excitement and intense curiosity, to the tune of 278 questions during the movie (video here). When I published it online, it went nuts, millions of views of my little padawan’s first adorable step on […]
17 Untooned Realistic Cartoons That Are Super Freaky
A while ago I created a nightmare-fuel image of what a mouse would look like if there were a species that looked like our favorite jamboree-leading rodent, Mickey Mouse. After everyone was done cringing and dry heaving, I put the question to our readers of which iconic cartoon animal I should do next. The options […]
The Best Dad Joke Ever Seen
We’ve all experienced dad jokes. Whether from our own dads, or a dad joke ricochet from someone else. Some are worse than others. But dad jokes can be the love language of parenting. This dad joke, however, is the best of its kind. And possibly for all time. I have so many questions. Is this […]
