
My Wife Just Sang… #99
“Oh yes! 99 Luftballoons! I LOVE that song! I used to be able to sing the whole thing. Yes. The German version.” [Commences singing] -Elizabeth ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…”


My Wife Just Said… #17
“My farts go faster than this guy! My GOD! Go around him already!” – Elizabeth

My Wife Just Said… #5
“Don’t you hate it when you feel like you have a poking poo. Like a turtle.” -Elizabeth
Newborn Snuggling
Newborn snuggling is like … like nothing else. But… photographing it is like this.

A Slow Motion Moment
Maybe moments don’t ever really happen in slow motion, but some are as slow as Neo’s bullet-limbo when replayed in the theater of the mind. So… The family was gathered around the dinner table to play Go Fish. Cody said, “Let’s do voices!” A family tradition where we all adopt an accent or character’s voice […]

The First Word
The First Word tends to be defined as the first word that more than one person clearly hears and agrees upon. Unless overridden by pissed-off parents who exercise the right to refuse the claim from other people. It is not commonly known or thought of, but a good number of new parents are probably too […]