My Kid Just Said… #27
“I don’t need to go pee pee… I just dancing.” -Lucas (4 years old) Just bustin’ a move. Ah the pee pee dance. It’s the first dance we ever learn. I guess I can’t be sure, though. Maybe he is dancing. Gyrating while grabbing your crotch practically qualifies as a style of dance these days. […]
Furniture Assembly Can Sük
Sometimes the stuff you’ve got to put together does look like it’s going to need to violate the laws of physics for it to ever actually come together. I’ve been putting stuff together since I was a kid, or taking it apart, and even I’ve been daunted by some of the “destructions” I’ve occasionally had […]
“Come On, Let’s Play” Episode 8: Convos With My 2 Year Old
Play time is pretty much now o’clock for kids. We can get caught up as parents, recording and documenting it all in this digital era, but sometimes kids are unexpectedly zen about it. Unplugging and playing is often the best advice your kid will ever give you. Subscribe to ConvosWith2YrOld to follow the series. (Liking, […]
Kid Definishons: “Undiewares”
It’s a pretty safe assumption that if you’re reading this, you’ve probably been wearing underwear for several years. Hopefully not the same pair. Whatever the condition of your undergarments, you must admit it’s been a long time since your parents first slipped a pair of undies on you instead of a diaper. You probably don’t […]
Bad Product Idea #14: Jell-O Espress-O Shots NEW FLAVOR
“THERE’S ALWAYS ROOM FOR JELL-O.” AND SINCE, FOR PARENTS, THERE’S ALWAYS ROOM FOR SLEEP BUT NEVER ACTUALLY ANY… WHAT IF WE COULD LIVE THE WILD LIFE, ENJOY DESSERT AND DRINK HIGH-POWERED ESPRESSO ALL AT ONCE IN THE FORM OF JELL-O SHOTS!?! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! DESSERT FOR BREAKFAST FINALLY MAKES SENSE!! WATCH OUT, ENERGY DRINKS! WHO NEEDS “WINGS” […]
“The Pants, Part 2” Episode 7: Convos With My 2 Year Old
And now for the stunning conclusion to The Pants. Will he get the pants on?! Is there a tag?! Oh for goodness sake just watch, it’s HILARIOUS! Subscribe to ConvosWith2YrOld to follow the series. (Liking, favoriting and commenting help videos on YouTube, so go nuts.) ““ Follow us on Facebook. The best way to stay […]
Parenting Metaphor: Fake Bungee Jumping
You are diving into an abyss when you decide to have a child. No matter how prepared or learned you are, parenting can be a great equalizer. Parenting advice can only get you so far I think this video of a bunch of Norwegian dudes pranking a groom-to-be at his bachelor party sums it up […]
Parenterms: “Dadgerous”
Not everyone is handy just because they have hands, but when you become a dad you may find yourself suddenly possessed of the desire to build stuff. Even if you don’t have the desire, you’re still possessed in a way, like one would be with a demon. Possessed with some or all of the duties […]
Daddy Vader Says… Hide and Seek
Really though? With little kids, hide and seek is more like “hide and give up” or “hide and scream out where your cool hiding place is right away.” So, Daddy Vader being a menacing, inexorable seeker just doesn’t seem that Dark as far as sides of the Force go. As they get older though, watch […]
My Wife Just Said… #117
“No way, no more! I think you’ve watched more Winnie the Pooh than Winnie the Pooh. Give me my phone back, please.” -Elizabeth ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…”Worry. It’s not just an emotion, it’s a way of life. Follow us on Facebook. It’s the best way to stay connected to us.
