Do Right By My Daughter Insurance
If I had a daughter, there would be certain “demonstrations” of prowess, cunning and fortitude on my part. Potential suitors would come to understand that she is an individual first, a daughter second and a partner third. Items two and three might get confused for others, at times, but never for me. If I had […]
“The Pants” Episode 6: Convos With My 2 Year Old
We know it from birth and all through our lives: no pants really are the best pants. For young kids they can even be torturous. So yeah, good luck with that, every parent on the planet. Subscribe to ConvosWith2YrOld to follow the series. (Liking, favoriting and commenting help videos on YouTube, so go nuts.) ““ […]
My Wife Just Worried… #116
“Wait. What did you just say? Lemme get this straight, you’re saying ‘don’t worry’? To meeee? HAH!” -Elizabeth “Oh my gosh, I am SO worried! Quick someone tell me to NOT WORRY so I can stop.” ““said no one ever* * Unless they were saying it with bitter sarcasm as they rifled through a […]
Priceless Commercial: Clifford the Big Red Dog
Despite all the Japanese-monster-movie-like damage he must do, for the little girl that owns him, he’s priceless. Kinda makes you think, doesn’t it? Just how big are Clifford’s doggie ‘biscuits’ anyways? No seriously. The guy is HUGE. And, remember when he grew so big at first in their apartment building””so his head and tail were […]
My Kid Just Said… MERICA! #26
“You is a Merican!” -Lucas (July 4th 2013, 4 years old) Happy 4th of July, my fellow Mericans. Make some amazing memories! ““ Previous My Kid Just Said Boobs are as Merican as it gets! My Kid Just Said Facebook Page This is where YOU can post YOUR kid’s quotes. Go for it! Follow […]
Daddy Vader Says… Because Why
Why? How? What? Whatever! All of these questions can be applied in an infinite loop by a kid in a conversation. Why can’t I have a pony? Because ponies cost a lot and require the right home. But why? Because ponies are not small animals and need a lot of food and space. But why? […]
Alien vs. Baby
[ click the image to enlarge ] In space no one can hear you scream. But because we live on a planet with an atmosphere, you get to hear all of the screams. Lots and lots of them once you become a parent. All kinds, too! Your own, your kids’, your neighbors’, store clerks’… This […]
Kid Definishons: “Inpublic”
What your kid gets from the words you use can sometimes be close, but not quite right. The sheer repeated context of a word can train them into a wrong association. My 4yo son now tells my wife and I that we’re being inpublic. He chuckles and admonishes us sagely, “Hah! Dat was inpubwic!” It’s […]
“Playtime” Episode 5: Convos With My 2 Year Old
Anyone with “free-spitirted” kids (aka any kid) has experienced that moment when they tell you what to do when it’s playtime. They’re instructing you. Telling you how to do it RIGHT. They might say anything, but it’s the rules. What must be done. It’s playtime. Their time. Subscribe to ConvosWith2YrOld to follow the series. (Liking, […]
Adults Eating Like Babies (Photographic Evidence)
We’ve all been tempted to do it. That plate of squooshy food, staring up at you. Begging you to do it… “Squoosh me all over your face!” ““Food Imagine if you did. If you just let go. And squooshed. Everywhere! Setting down silverware and giving in to the irresistable tractor beam of the glorious squooshiness […]
