Who Is Richard Bushman REALLY? (April Fool’s Reveal Part 3-4)
April Fool’s!!! Richard Bushman is not just not Richard Bushman, he is not a MAN. She’s a woman! Muhuhahhahaha! You can’t be mad at us, either, like when we faked the death of our website last year! It’d be sexist or something if you were pissed about this, right? (We’re crossing our fingers, just in […]
Who Is Richard Bushman REALLY? (Dramatic Reveal Part 2-4)
We know this is just a tormenting tease. But we really just can’t help ourselves. Recap from Part 1: Richard Bushman, our first guest-poster, is not actually Richard Bushman. This news won’t be surprising to those that thought “Dick Bushman” was just a little too porn-star a name to be real. Which it isn’t. The […]
Who Is Richard Bushman REALLY? (Dramatic Reveal Part 1-4)
It’s all been a lie. Not a white lie, though, this sucker is a brightly-colored lie with stain-guard and fade-resistance. Or is it not a lie? And this is a lie about lying? Whoa… Richard Bushman is the first guest-poster we’ve had on our website. Many of you enjoyed his amazing tale, Getting an Evite […]
To Poop or Not to Poop
As a parent, you’d think my main responsibility would be taking care of my child. But did you know it’s also my job to scare the shit out of non-parents? Before I joined the sperm infection club, so many parents came at me with invasive questions about having kids and war stories from the baby […]
My Wife Just Said… #103
“Um… Do you ever want to have sex with me again?” -Elizabeth (Said in response to sooooo many things.) ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…”Bringing out the what in him? Follow us on Facebook. It’s the best way to stay connected to us.
Performing a Proper High Five so You Too Can Be Cool
High fives are part of a whole, wonderful family of interactive gestures that are important to relating to your fellow human beings or your offspring. And being cool. I’ve been terrible at performing high fives and being cool all my life, so I took upon myself to research and develop a set of instructions for […]
My Wife Just Said… #102
My son, Finn, walked over to me and farted on my leg. -charlie “What can I say? You bring out the best in Finn.” –Avara ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…”Self-conscious much?
My Kid Just Sniffed… #19
“Daddy’s stinky!” [I change my shirt] “S’okay now. I can’t smeww da stinky anymoh.” “But… when it goes away, it comes back.” -Lucas (2013, 3.5 years old) Personal hygiene can experience a “low” when people become parents. Low like The Great Depression. All the hustle and bustle… ::sigh:: At least that’s what I’m blaming it […]
Baby Sleep Positions: “The Petting Zoo”
Yeah. It’s actually a book now. Yeah. We pretty much can’t believe it either. Here’s a sneak peak at one of the new Baby Sleep Positions from our book, The Guide to Baby Sleep Positions. Get the book for all new illustrations and some survival tips for co-sleeping! Maybe you had “kids” […]
My Wife Just Said… #101
“Ugh. Why do you have to be attracted to the parts of my body that I’m self-conscious about? Why not… my shoulder. I like my shoulders. They’re good.” -Elizabeth ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…”Charlie’s wife uses a kind of underwear as a signal for laundry-time.
