Unfiltered Year-in-Reviews Are the Way to Go
We collaborated with Plum Organics to give you this unfiltered, unprocessed, BS-free look at holiday sharing parenting moments. Parents capture the moments of their lives to share with others, and for their future selves, honestly. A major side effect of parenting is… um… where was I going with this? Oh yeah, a crappy memory! […]
Christmas Before, During & After (3 Comics)
When we found out the truth about Santa as kids, we could never have imagined how much work it would be to become jolly ol’ St. Nick once we had kids of our own. Christmas changes for parents. It becomes about other people, little ones and loved ones. For ourselves, we come to happily settle […]
Dad Jokes Hall of Shame – HOLIDAY EDITION
A lot of you seemed to love/hate my first post of the Dad Jokes Hall of Shame, and since ’tis the season for family getting together and experiencing tons of second-hand embarrassment from cringe-worthy dad jokes, I figured I’d give it another shot. Don’t worry. No needles for this second dose! Har har har. I’ll […]
The Story Inside Us
This post is brought to you by Target. I remember their voices most of all. And the way they read to me. The feeling of the covers over a littler me. The soft glow of light as the pages turned. Storytelling has always been part of my life and the holidays were the star on […]
An HONEST List of What I Give Thanks For
Well… Being completely honest? I give thanks for: Sleep Whenever. Wherever. However much I can get. Coffee My unicorn blood for when I haven’t gotten much of the one above. Bourbon The good stuff. No tarantula juice for me. Food Preferably the drool-inducing kind that doesn’t upset any part of […]
Visiting My House During The Holidays
I want to invite you into my mom’s house for the holidays. It’s a really special time. There is so much holiday cheer and tradition. But there’s an element I can’t quite describe. It’s a stress level that we’re all familiar with, and sometimes takes a turn for the ridiculous. This video by YouTuber Chris […]
My Wife Just Said… #237
“Can I put ‘peace and quiet’ on my Christmas wish list?” ““Elizabeth “I’m going to get you ‘loudness’ as my present. Heeheeheeheehee!” ““Our 6yo son Halloween just passed by in a whirlwind, and Thanksgiving is looming on the horizon of a pair of pants that won’t fit anymore. As a kid, the end months […]
No More Instructional Diagrams, Folks
Those that know Andy personally are very familiar with his bombastic personality, but only a select few are aware of how terrible he is at martial arts. A few days ago he had a violent encounter with a dragon while trying to save two kittens from a burning orphanage, or something, and injured his hand. […]
End of Year Whispers
Can you hear that? The new year is calling our names. He’s off in the distance, waiting for someone to answer. Like a child, he stumbles toward us as he takes his first steps. We don’t know whether to protect this young thing from itself or let him fall. Luckily, he will make his way […]
Super Merrio Christmas!
It’sa me, Mario Clausa! Not really, just us dads, Andy and Charlie. Have a Super Merrio Christmas, everyone! Also look out for this art as a t-shirt possibly for sale in 2015, either by us or by the shameless parasitic thieves out there! 😉 ““ You’ve Got More Presents Our Christmas giving doesn’t […]
