Tag: Lizzie

My Wife Just Said...

(I Swear) My Wife Just Said… #65

Posted under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

“So glad you’re my husband! I am a lucky woman.” -Elizabeth This was made more moving by the fact that I didn’t do anything especially spectacular and it also wasn’t an opener to informing me about a particularly juicy sale she was interested in. Just love. Sweet heart-getting-gooey-in-your-shirt-pocket love. ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…” 

View Post


Overreaction Toast (True Story)

Posted under NOTEBOOK

Sometimes my wife overreacts in ways that freak me out. False alarms. While they turn out to be false, they really really really seem like legit alarms when they’re going off. Hypothetically, I’ll be driving us along and she’ll grab my arm in a near bone-shattering grip and shout “LOOK!!!” Later, when we retell the […]

View Post


My Kid Just Said

Muhver Day: My Kid Just Said… #4

Posted under "MY KID JUST SAID..."

“Say Happy Muhver Day!” -Lucas (2012, almost 3 years old)  Being literal is not the same as being literate, but it’s funny. Facepalm. He repeated exactly what I just whispered to him. His smile was sooooo big tho! So was hers. Precious. Even though he chewed it up a bit, I was proud he got […]

View Post


The Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round Song

Toys Make You a Singing Psycho

Posted under NOTEBOOK

♫ The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round! The wheels on the bus go round and round, aaaaall throoough the toooown! ♫ I think this is the song my wife will be muttering quietly, over and over to herself when they discover her, smoking gun in hand, […]

View Post