Daddy Vader Says… Hide and Seek
Really though? With little kids, hide and seek is more like “hide and give up” or “hide and scream out where your cool hiding place is right away.” So, Daddy Vader being a menacing, inexorable seeker just doesn’t seem that Dark as far as sides of the Force go. As they get older though, watch […]
Daddy Vader Says… Because Why
Why? How? What? Whatever! All of these questions can be applied in an infinite loop by a kid in a conversation. Why can’t I have a pony? Because ponies cost a lot and require the right home. But why? Because ponies are not small animals and need a lot of food and space. But why? […]
My Kid Just Said… #25
“Your boobs make you really comfy.” -Finn (June 2013, 3.5 years old) Submitted without comment. Except for one: seconded, my son. ““ Previous My Kid Just Said Thomas Da Twain Wee Wee! My Kid Just Said Facebook Page This is where YOU can post YOUR kid’s quotes. Go for it! Follow us on Facebook. You […]
Daddy Vader Says… You Win at Losing
Parents can candy-coat it when they’re kicking their kid’s miniature butt in a game, to make them feel better and offer an emotional trophy for trying. Buck up, little champ, straight A’s for effort! You lost the battle but not the war! It’s always darkest before the dawn! Pffft! Kids know when they’re being vanquished. […]
Daddy Vader Says… Four More Bites
You set conditions for your kids. Goals. “If you do this, then you’ll get that.” Sometimes this works, and sometimes adjustments need to be made. Fair or unfair, for one reason or another, sometimes dessert becomes four more bites far, far away. ““ Follow us on Facebook. The best way to stay connected […]
My Wife Just Said #112
“‘Give me a kiss without tongue.’ Something I should not have to say to my toddler.” –Avara You’d think she was talking about me and not my three-year-old son. You’d be wrong. It’s like he just learned his tongue is a deadly weapon. ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…” Follow us on […]
My Wife Just Said… #110
“You know you’re a mom when you find food in the creases of your skin.” –Avara ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…” Follow us on Facebook. It’s the best way to stay connected to us.
My Wife Just Said… #107
“Just want to say thanks to the lady that made me spill my tea and aged me five years with her illegal turn into Taco Bell for a breakfast burrito.” –Avara ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…” Follow us on Facebook. It’s the best way to stay connected to us.
My Kid Just Said… #21
“Mama, I’m your son. Son is a different word for love.” -Finn (April 2013, 3.5 years old) Sometimes, the simplicity of youth can trump even the greatest mind of those elders who’ve seen it all. Kids can and do say things that shine like stars. If you’re not paying attention, these truths will slip past […]
My Kid Just Said… #20
“Boys have a penis, girls have a diamond.” -Finn (2013, 3.5 years old) Finn just nailed it. You’re welcome, humanity. ““ Previous My Kid Just Said Stanky body odor is the pits! My Kid Just Said Facebook Page This is where YOU can post YOUR kid’s quotes. Go for it! Follow us on Facebook. You […]
