Tag: Sickness

STRESSTIMATES

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When someone says “parenting is stressful,” you almost want to construct a big sign on a stick that says “DUH!!!” and hit them over the head with it. Yeah, water is wet; sugar is sweet; parenting is stressful. WHACK! By default, it’s literally our job to worry and obsess about our kids’ well-being. So it […]



Cooties Epidemic Breaking News

Cooties Epidemic Breaking News

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Daybreak, the world sits on the edge of its seat, anxiously chewing its collective hand-sanitized fingernails for news of some breakthrough, some hope, as outbreaks of the cooties virus continue to sweep across the U.S. Yesterday the National Guard finished shutting down all schools, parks, playgrounds and ball pits; a massive effort to slow the […]



My Wife Just Said...

My Wife Just Said… #104

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“I should just go to nursing school. It would probably be cheaper than all the doctors’ bills from having a kid.” –Avara   ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…”Sextortion can be a valid response to grossness.   Follow us on Facebook. It’s the best way to stay connected to us.



Tissues & Tampons

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My entire family just went down with the flu at the same time. It was like a horror movie, one by one we fell. My wife was the last one standing. For a while, she even deluded herself that this would be one of those movies where one character gets out alive, to reflect on […]



My Wife Just Said...

My Wife Just Said… #39

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[Baby sick] “I think one of his plugged up nostrils finally cleared up, he’s nursing like MAD now! I’m so glad, my boobs are ready to explode!” -Elizabeth ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…” 



Hyper-dad-dria (the flip-side to Hypo-mom-dria)

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  [ click the image to enlarge ] Back in the day (about two months ago), we created a diagram called “Hypo-mom-dria” as a play on the hypochondria some mother’s get into with regard to their little ones. It illustrated the alterations that can occur between what is really seen and what is mentally perceived. […]



Hypo-mom-dria (The Hypochondria of Mothers)

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[ click the image to enlarge ] A study on a mother’s (especially a first-timer’s) reality versus perception. A mother’s hypochondria: hypo-mom-dria. Let’s take a look inside the heads of some moms (and sometimes dads) when confronted with childhood illnesses and injuries. Don’t misunderstand, mothers are rad and this is not a slight on them. […]