Life imitates art. But sometimes it imitates a video game and then art imitates that… Don’t worry, you won’t be tested on this. Anyways, sleeping with your little one can seem like a video game, Donkey Kong metaphorically throwing barrels down at you as you try to ascend the steel girders of a good night’s sleep.
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Instructional Diagrams
You’ll probably be blown away.
dadand says: true true. I can’t wait for the diagram of the “punch in the balls” alarm clock. – Pete
Ha ha! You realize by posting that comment that you relinquish the right to the idea and we have free reign to use it ourselves. 😉 Amazing! Ha ha ha ha ha!
“You snooze, you lose” takes on a new depth of meaning when the Snooze button is your testicles.
Ha! Glad to meet another sleep-art connoisseur!
I’m very familiar with the “Donkey Kong”. Though permit me to also submit my favorites. Chiefly:
The “Super Mario Brothers”:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/tadnkat/4801250193/
The “Ballerina”: http://www.flickr.com/photos/tadnkat/3853129050/
The “Trapeze Artiste”:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/tadnkat/4908075993/
The “Harry Potter Incantation”:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/tadnkat/4006568814/
and lastly, the “Epic Daddy Wipeout”:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/tadnkat/5637026138/
Sleeping with children is indeed epic blend of “art form” and “contact sport”. 🙂
Elizabeth aka Lizzie says: Looks familiar…sometimes I wish I could levitate above the bed to a place where I can hear nothing and sleep the most wonderful and peaceful sleep….ah to dream.
LOFL!
Ours is similar…Griffin is at the head of the bed stretched lengthwise across the pillows and physically pushes Paul and I to the very edges of either side of the bed. I sometimes end up with half my pillow on the nightstand. What a bed hog!!
This is great. My son always went with “The Pinball” sleeping style. That’s where my ex-wife and I were on either side of him and he’d bounce around in between us. I’ve never prayed for a Tilt as much as I did then. And on some occasions he would unleash the “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon”. He’d be curled up, and then BAM!!! He would strike. Fun times.
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