This is amazing.

I’ve been following Rob Fee on Twitter (@robfee) for a couple of years without knowing much more than his wit consistently makes me piss-laugh or blows my mind. Then I came across this majesty of his.

Ugh. If I didn’t love his humor so much, I’d hate him for being so much funnier than me. I just can’t stay mad at genius though, so I was thrilled to connect with him and get his thumbs up on publishing this brilliance here.

Follow @RobFee on Twitter You’re doing Twitter wrong if you don’t.

View his original post on Mandatory.com. There’s funny in them thar hills.

Or just google Rob Fee He also writes for… everywhere.