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• Tad says:

  at 6:39 am

  My mental gears are gnashing, trying to compute the comparison here. I would be curious where she fits on the following scale:

  http://www.dedoimedo.com/physics/lift-fart.html

  i.e., the driver in question could potentially have been moving quite rapidly.

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  • andy says:

    at 11:22 am

    I’m not terrific at math or physics, but this is brilliant. My kind of math and physics for sure.

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• Lizzie says:

  at 9:37 am

  If there is such thing as a “necessary backseat/sideseat driver” I would be that person … in the case of my husband of course, hehe. Sorry Luv, but a little guidance never hurt anyone…well at least not permanently.

  -The Wife

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  • andy says:

    at 11:24 am

    Ha ha ha ha ha! Amazing! You’re my human nav system. Except you don’t speak with a soft, slightly “deaf since birth” accent that they normally have.

    -The Husband

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• Brenda says:

  at 10:57 am

  Ok so fairly new to your blog, love it! This statement totally made my day!

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  • andy says:

    at 12:52 pm

    In all fairness to me as the driver, her farts do go pretty fast. You can’t clock one on a radar gun, but I gather I was going fast enough. Ha ha!

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• Kimberly says:

  at 11:24 am

  So funny. That’s a keeper quote for sure.

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• Robert says:

  at 11:52 am

  Beautiful, just beautiful 🙂

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  • andy says:

    at 12:55 pm

    In all fairness to my wife, her farts are beautiful. Like a single fairy hiccup or a the bow of tree swaying in the wind or something pretty sounding.

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    • Robert says:

      at 1:10 pm

      Dude seriously?!
      My wife has some amazing points but… ha ha you got it bad!

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      • andy says:

        at 2:53 pm

        Ha ha ha! Actually I have no idea. She’s pretty private about what she calls “pooters.” I just wanted to write something like cheesy high school poetry so she doesn’t put a pillow over my head tonight for making it seem like she rips ’em like a rail gun.

        I do have it bad, but in a good way. 😉

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        • Robert says:

          at 4:22 am

          Well in that case high school poetry FTW. It’s really good to get it bad power to ya 🙂

• JRoman says:

  at 9:28 pm

  Not funny. Or amusing.

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  • andy says:

    at 10:56 pm

    You know what’s really funny and amusing to me? That you went to the trouble to fill out an email address and type this out.

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  • charlie says:

    at 12:04 am

    Know what else isn’t funny or amusing? Your whole life, evidently.

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    • JRoman says:

      at 8:17 am

      Chill. Learn to take criticism better. The entire site isn’t lame. Just this post.

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      • charlie says:

        at 8:47 am

        Again, you took the time to comment. Go you!

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• Ms Sharealot says:

  at 10:11 am

  “Stinking” hilarious!

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  • andy says:

    at 1:42 pm

    The good part is, apparently they don’t stink too bad when they go really fast. It’s the slow ones you gottta watch out for. 😉

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