Bad Product Idea #4: Pixie Choosie Uncommonly Exotic Baby Foods

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Pixie Choosie Baby Foods Uncommonly Exotic

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No one knows what foods their baby will take to, and some babies can be crazy about their appetites and tastes. On one hand, you can’t seem to feed them anything except a few items, and on the other, they’ll cram the strangest things into their faces without hesitation. But, deep down, you know your baby cannot thrive on a diet of carrots and chapstick. However, getting your baby to eat a varied diet can be like trying make a sandcastle out of snot. Which is very hard, by the way.

Some parents get so frustrated trying to vary their babies diet, it’s easy to imagine that they might watch pet food commercials, with a domestic animal horking down whole bowls of food, and allow themselves to wonder, “Maybe…” Well, we’ve got an idea that may just be better than feeding your baby pet food!

Any parent who has said that they’ve “tried everything” was wrong. We promise that you have NOT tried everything. So, there’s hope! Kinda… And if there isn’t really hope, then there’s at least a last ditch, experimental effort that doesn’t cost an arm and a leg.

Pixie Choosie Uncommonly Exotic Baby Foods to the rescue!

In this vast line of unique and rare baby food flavors and formulations, you may just find something to help round out your baby’s diet. You’re welcome and bon appétit!

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35 Comments

  • Amit says:

    LOL, I can think of some more..
    Actually, I kinda like the pizza one, coders/gamer can eat it in front of the computer without a mess! It’s a green idea..

    • andy says:

      Good point. If celebrities can rock the baby food diet, why not gamer geeks?

  • taylor says:

    that look on the baby’s face is the best.

    • andy says:

      Ha ha! I’ve had that photo of Lucas for a while and I’ve been waiting for the right way to use it on the website. I think it worked out perfectly.

  • Babe_Chilla says:

    I might have just dry heaved while I laughed.

  • Tracy says:

    The snails make me a little gaggy, but pizza and say, a Sierra Nevada in a jar? I’d try a spoonful.

    • andy says:

      I hate snails. I was kinda retching the whole time I was creating that one. Heebie jeebies! BLECH!

  • Julio Ibanez says:

    Forget baby food! I want these products developed in time for when I get old and loose all my teeth!

    Especially the Beer & Pizza!

    • andy says:

      I think I’m actually now more grossed out now than when I was creating these. The upside is, if they are developed, more for you!

      • Julio Ibanez says:

        Whatever, Andy! You say that now, but you’ll be fighting me and Tracy (from a few comments up) for the last jar of it in the nursing home! 🙂

        • andy says:

          Aaaaaaaaand you’re right. Not the snail ones though, you and Tracy can have all the slugs to yourselves. (throwing up in my mouth)

  • Shoshannah says:

    This is great stuff! I was adopted from Korea as a 4 month old and all growing up people have asked me the genius question, “Well what did you eat while you were in Korea?” Now I will just send them to this link and tell them, baby food sushi… I know its Japanese but the people asking won’t know the difference.

    • andy says:

      “I know its Japanese but the people asking won’t know the difference.” made me laugh so hard. Brilliant!

  • Kat says:

    Andy, you’re a genius.

    “There will be a point where you’ll be willing to try this out.” HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    But not that funny, really, because it’s true.

    Love,
    White Trash Mom at Heart

    • andy says:

      I know, right? The new or non-parents are laughing at this but all of the “been there, survived that” parent’s laughter is fading into a bitter chuckle. Ha ha! Glad you liked. 😉

      • Melanie says:

        My daughter has never been that picky, and I count myself as VERY fortunate for that. She’s 14 months now and her favorite foods include seaweed, shark and quail eggs, lol!

  • Lizzie says:

    I love you!! These are AB FAB my Luv! They could make us RICH! he,he

    • andy says:

      Ha ha! YEEESSSS!!! I’ve been dying for you to see this and the little lad in the brand logo!

      It’s true, it could make us rich, or sick. Either one. Same number of letters at least. Ha ha!

  • Mariano says:

    That babies face is sofa king funny! He’s like “meh” haha the new internet meme. Loving this site BTW!

    • andy says:

      Rad! I heart symbol “sofa king” it’s a new one on me. Brilliance.

  • Cheryl M. says:

    Ugh – Sushi Rolls *vomit*

    Lucas looks like he’s thinking “why the hell did you feed me that you evil bastard, now my tummy hurts!”

    • andy says:

      Ha ha! He hadn’t even had a single bite! That’s the whole point of this bad product idea. I rest my case, your honor. 😉

  • Stephanie K. says:

    HAHAHAHAHA!!! love it!!! So brilliant! I think Jon and I would definitely try out that Pizza and Beer one…

    • andy says:

      Yay! I’m so glad staying up ’till 5am paid off and my Hellish work day was worth it all. Thanks! These comments are fuel to Charlie’s and my fire.

  • Stephanie K. says:

    How do you possibly sleep staying up so late?! My kids wake up at 6!!!

  • In Italy, I’ve seen jarred baby food made of horse, rabbit, trout. The only one I’d want to try is biscotti flavor.

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