Chocolate-Chipless Chocolate Chip Cookies Recipe

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Chocolate Chipless Chocolate Chip Cookies Recipe Baking with Kids

Cooking with your kids is fun. Baking is funner. Why? Because it’s all the fun of cooking without the stress of hot pans, flame and sharp blades near or in the hands of your children. FYI, burns and open wounds can seriously blunt the enjoyment of good family times and the satisfaction of a teaching experience.

You’re probably wondering: why chocolate-chipless chocolate chip cookies? Why call them that? Why not just make sugar cookies? Stop asking so many questions! No one likes a smart ass.

We only asked one question. It all started with: what would chocolate chip cookies taste like if they had no chocolate chips? Max, Cody and I decided “regular” cookies were fine for other kitchens, but if we were going to make something together, it was time for an experiment! The fact that “chocolate-chipless chocolate chip cookies” was like a tongue twister we all just couldn’t seem to master just made the challenge all the more tempting.

Prep: 20 minutes – 1 hour
Cooking: 10 minutes
Yield: 4 megaton cookies or 8 bite-sizers

Directions

Open a package cookie dough, just choose the one that makes you drool the most. Begin separating chocolate chips. Make sure you actually supervise the washing of your child’s hands, it’s a safe bet they will be foul and they are liars.

Pick out the chocolate chips with your fingers. You may need to use a utensil such as a dinner knife or a spoon to help extract them because your manipulations will warm up the dough and make it extremely sticky.

Form the now-chipless dough into swans or fairies or just a bunch of shapeless blobs, it doesn’t matter. It’s all gonna get turned shapeless blobs anyways!

Bake at 375 ยฐ for 10 minutes, until golden brown or once you start gnawing on someone’s shoulder in anticipation.

Let sit for as long as you can stand it and then commence the cookie Armageddon.

Ingredients

2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour

1 tablespoon baking soda or something.

Something about salt…

Blah blah blah.

Dishwashing galore.

Oh, just get some pre-packaged cookie dough already. If you’re doing this with kids, you’re going to lose your mind making cookies from scratch (as in scratch your eyeballs out), or you’re going wind up eating nasty pucks that taste like a bottle of Elmer’s Glue-All got into a blender with a box of breakfast cereal.

If you’re a purist and feel like you can take the heat with the kids in the kitchen, then you probably already know what to put in these things.


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Some Women May Be Wondering:
What about the chocolate chips? Maybe you can build a candle out of the remaining chocolate chips. We didn’t try that, and it probably won’t succeed in providing any light, but it’s sure to make your house smell like the Pillsbury Doughboy suicide-bombed Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory. Which is a good smell, by the way. Very good.

Okay. So it took 20 minutes to separate the chips and Max said it was like dissecting poop. But a good Science experiment doesn’t deserve capitalization unless it’s hard to do. It was all so worth it. Ambrosia is the food of the Gods and it just got it’s ass kicked! They may not have been made with chocolate chips, but they were made with FUN!

The boys and I were smug as we licked out lips. How many people can say they’ve tasted, not to mention baked, chocolate-chipless chocolate chip cookies? We can.
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40 Comments

  • Elizabeth says:

    OO I love the actual cookie dough for chocolate chip cookies, so I bet they were very good. I’ll be a smart ass here, and say you could have saved twenty minutes by making them from scratch and not pick the chips out ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • andy says:

      You have to imagine how fun it was though. It just wouldn’t have been the same, as weird, if we’d just made them from scratch or bought cookie dough without the chips. Sure it was absolutely pointless, but some of the best fun is pointless. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • Bertha says:

    Ooh … save the chocolate chips, mix them IN to another batch of dough, then make Chocolate Chip Overload Chocolate Chip Cookies with Chocolate Chips.

    • andy says:

      Ha ha! We actually considered trying to make a cookie out of JUST the chocolate chips. But we all sort of saw the consequential look of horror on Lizzie’s face when she saw the pan we would have tried to cook them on.

  • Dave says:

    In the interest of being ridiculously lazy (which I am), I have to agree with Elizabeth above that it would probably be easier to make these from scratch and just leave the chips out instead of going all “sadistic 3-dimensional game of chocolate Minesweeper” on a prepackaged tube of Pillsbury cookie dough. 20 minutes of that? Hellllllllllllllll no. Plus if you mix your own you can bust out the electric beaters… power tools in the kitchen!

    • andy says:

      “Sadistic 3D game of chocolate Minesweeper” is so crazy genius I’m actually squinting against the brightness of the genius as I stare at my screen. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

      P.S. Regarding power tools in the kitchen: touchรƒยฉ!

  • Great idea on Bertha’s part!

    You could also save the chips and make my absolute fave – chocolate chip blondies. Not sure why, but they kick cookies butt in a MAJOR way. Don’t bother with a mix though, they won’t come close to home-made.

  • Anne says:

    You guys have weird “cookie dough” then …
    Around here there are packages in which you just put one (whole) egg and stir with a wooden spoon (and then with your hands to form balls). The chocolate chips come separately in a bag, so you can throw them in at the end.

    And use baking paper next time. It saves on the cleanup.

    • andy says:

      That sounds rad. Yeah, Nestle cookie down isn’t exactly a good contender for Iron Chef theme food. They’ve got even weirder formats where its a pre-scored grid of chocolate chip cookie dough McNuggets that you just break up and plop onto a pan.

      Where is “around here” for you?

      • Anne says:

        I’m from Belgium (the country north of France, South of the Netherlands, East of UK and West of Germany … you know).
        The chocolate chip cookie mix is from Dr Oetker. I can’t seem to find it on the US-site and there are different kind of baking products we don’t have here. But there might be some kind of brand that has what I’m talking about. The egg makes it seem as if you actually did something, while the hassle (and the clean-up) is very limited. You get all the fun (eating the raw cookie dough and shaping the cookies) without the entire weighing things until you just randomly put some stuff in the bowl.

        We don’t have all that much pre-packaged cookie dough mix around here. I’ve only seen them in specialised stores for (lazy?) bakeries, freezer-style, but it doesn’t seem to sell.

        • andy says:

          It sounds amazing. I think any packaged food product would seem better if it required you to add an ingredient like that. I wish they had that in America. America is the place that is left, right, below and above everything that it doesn’t bother being aware of. ๐Ÿ˜‰

          Thanks for writing in! I’ll certainly look out for it.

  • Kat says:

    I like the way Bertha thinks. Brilliance all around.
    I want to perform a blind taste test – sugar cookie dough vs. chocolateless chocolate chip cookie dough.

    • andy says:

      THAT is what I’m talkin’ about! That’s where the S in science goes capital, right there. Science!

      I’ve had plenty of sugar cookies before, I can attest that CCCC Cookies and sugar cookies are not the same. It’s probably because the dough of CCCC Cookies is infused with the goodnatured souls of the chocolate chips we extracted. Or something…

  • I’ve long wondered what chipless cookies would taste like.

    This is a great way to burn some time with the kids, too.

    Might also make a good punishment: make them remove the chips, then when they are all out make them fold them all back in. Repeat and rinse.

    • andy says:

      That’s just another level right there that I hadn’t even thought of. I can here the cheesy ’50s ad right now: “CCCC Cookies are yummy fun for the whole family and they’re a great disciplinary action for your unruly tikes, too.” Ha ha ha!

      You really should try them, they’ll blow your mind. Have milk present too.

      • I’m fortunate to have married a woman who is an excellent baker, so I’ll leave the baking to her. Sadly, she is allergic to chocolate so most of our cookies are chip-less anyway.

  • Elizabeth says:

    Ok, Ok, I can see how picking out all the chips would be an “oh Ya” kinda task.

  • Stephanie K. says:

    They sounds like so much fun!! I wanna do it!!!

  • MotherDuck says:

    Pillsbury Doughboy suicide-bombed Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory is the name of my new band.

  • Ruth says:

    Did I just see you in a Crohn’s disease commercial? Because you looked hot while you were in “pain”.

    Do me.

  • Ruth says:

    Did I just see you in a Crohn’s disease commercial? Because you looked hot while you were in “pain”.

  • lexa brinton says:

    Whenever we make CCC at home, even from scratch we leave out the chocolate chips. Why? because neither my husband nor i are particularly big fans of chocolate. Infact, ive preferred my cookies that way since i was a small child.

  • Heather says:

    I actually use to do this from scratch, lol. I was never really a fan of semi-sweet chocolate chips, but I craved cookie dough desperately with my first. I have yet to do it with the kids, though… Great idea! Sadly, they prefer sugar cookies ๐Ÿ™ and chocolate chip oatmeal cookies. While I would giggle with delight at making them remove the chocolate chips, my son would eventually just ask why I put them in there in the first place…smart ass.

    • Andy says:

      Ha ha! To each his own (cookie). But I’m glad you liked my tale of cookie dough dismantling. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • Jess says:

    The little has been begging me to make cookies today (THIS IS MY PUNISHMENT FOR DOING THE ‘FROM HOME’ THING AGAIN ISN’T IT?!) and I was dreading making a run to the store for choco chips. Problem: solved.

  • Jen says:

    This is really cute Andy. Perfect boy baking. Check out my cupcakes… perfect girl baking with drowning chocolate ants.

    http://oururbanplayground.com/?p=439

  • Lucy says:

    Meh. No ready-made cookie dough available in Scotland… Want to play! Picking the raisins out of scone mix just doesnae do it… And even that doesnae come pre-made. Send us a food parcel now, please!

    • Andy says:

      Ummmm… You can call me a psychotic f##king bag of diseased donkey s##t as long as you keep saying doesnae. ๐Ÿ™‚

      (Not sure about the mailed cookie dough idea though, it definitely doesnae sound like a good idea.)

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